This is the electronic newsletter for the Canton of Baelfire Dunn. Here you will find the occasional letter from one of the officers as well as articles written by various members of the group.
Canton Gossip....
Rumor has it that the Canton has some new blood, and they are FAR too good for the likes of THIS Canton!
Its been said that an old rumor has again come to light, something about Achbar and a tub of Jello?
Everyone has been talking of the new Baron and Baroness, are all the heavy fighters to take the field in green and white leopard print tights?
As the Canton Burns
A completely unserious, satirical, and nonsensical rag article written by our very own Gossip Monger.
Dear Gossip Monger,
I have only recently joined the SCA and I was wondering why some of the people I have seen seem to have an attitude as if they are somehow better than me?
Signed,
Confused in the Canton
Dear Confused,
The popular opinion is that you are dealing with a Peer. While it can be said that there may be a few Peers who act in this manner, more than likely you are dealing with a creature known as a Peerius Envious. This is usually a person who is not a Peer, however they believe that they in fact deserve to be a Peer and that anyone who doesn't fit into their little world is just cannon fodder. This kind of person usually looks like a cheap imitation of the real thing or they have a tendancy to overcompensate for what they see as a lack on their part.
When dealing with most Peerious Envious you should ignore them. Often simply doing so will make them go away, but on occasion you may need to invest in bug repellant. In extreme cases you may want to invest in what is known as the No Dramadian, this is a person who simply doesn't care what the Peerious Envious has to say and will readily tell them where to go and how to get there.
The Gossip Monger
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